Strange moves at the gym.

It is crowded. All the tradmills, stairmasters, and elliptical trainers are being used. Muscle-Guy gets off of a stairmaster and walks away. Tall grey-haired guy with a belly gets on said stairmaster and starts his workout.

A few minutes later Muscle-Guy returns with paper towels pilfered from the men's locker room. He steps around to the front of said stairmaster, now being actuated by Tall grey-haired guy with a belly. While Tall grey-haired guy with a belly is pumping away, Muscle-Guy proceeds to wipe the stairmaster's handles with the pilfered paper towels.

Muscle-Guy then looks at Tall grey-haired guy with a belly, now in full stride, and says, "its all you."

That was odd.