Via Cox Crow, under the title "We're from the Government. We're Here to Help:"

• infinite copyright
• Free Speech Zones
• <strike>Alien and Sedition Acts</strike> USA PATRIOT Act
• taxes for thee, but not for me
• Empire
• content vs. carriers
• the analog hole
• Transportation Security Administration
• all you fascists
• the <strike>Reichstag</strike> World Trade Center
• What? Me? Worry?