"Boeing has developed a special system that protects airplane avionics from interference from passengers' WiFI devices using a special 'money shield.' By offering airline passengers its unlimited internet access 'Connexion' at rates between $9.95 and $29.95, Boeing is able to generate a 'Profit/Safety Phase Array,' suspending the effects of any previously claimed dangers from in-flight WiFi use by harnessing proven economic principle. The service is scheduled to start on Lufthansa flights at the end of April."

Ha ha. Gizmodo making me laugh.