Boing Boing points to Jay Maynard's step-by-step description of how he created his very own Tron costume. The actual costume is so-so, but some of the pictures are priceless.

Just seeing Maynard in a putty-colored body suit will require that I attend hours of corrective therapy. The rear view of him performing some kind of manipulation on his butt cheeks has surely caused me lasting damage.

If you can handle it, scroll to the bottom. You'll notice that some of these pictures were taken in a hotel room. Now that's just creepy.