Oooh! I like this meme.

If I were John Kerry, and I needed some music to accompany my triumphant ascent of the stage, right before my douche-chill inducing salute, these are the songs I'd choose:

5) Tighten Up - Archie Bell and The Drells
4) Modern World - Less Than Jake
3) Good to be Gone - Soulhat
2) I'm the Man Who Loves You - Wilco
1) Smash the Mirror - The Who