The thing about being gay these days is that it's not that weird anymore.

- It's more accepted than ever.

It's like having a Mac.

- Straights are Windows, and gays are OS X.

Yep. Small market share, but acceptably "alternative." Trendy even. The favorite of artists and filmmakers. Think different!

- So you're not even Unix.

Not even close. The plushies and poly's? Now, they're Unix.

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Via Scribbling.net.

Reprinted in full because I couldn't figure out an excerpt that maintained sufficient pith.