The FCC has is investigating a complaint claiming that the opening ceremony of the Olympics was indecent.

Ok you repressed, issue-ridden, freakish Americans. If you are so offended by the sight of penises or breasts, go get some therapy, don't ever shower again, whatever. But enough with the complaints to the FCC. Get over yourselves.

And, yes, when I say "issue-ridden freakish American," I'm talking about you, too.