Please, people, I don't care about "the trial™." No one cares about it.

Lets not mention it any more. Let it die. Lets pretend it was all some sort of twisted, double-wide trailer culture, John Waters bad dream. There was no trial. There is nothing to be said. Nothing to be debated, no need to weigh in with incisive commentary. Lets all pretend we have lives.

Haven't we Americans sufficiently debased ourselves already?