Speaking of Mr. Hoyt, the alleged subway swordsman, you really must read the Daily News' article about him. Much better than their usual third grade-level writing. Full of little gems:

"A half-dozen women have told cops they have witnessed Hoyt's onanistic orgies, and The News got calls and E-mails from even more possible victims yesterday."

But, really, this was the best:

"Hoyt, who owns two restaurants in Manhattan called Quintessence, was charged with four counts of public lewdness[...]"

"At Quintessence on E. 10th St., which serves healthy fare like hemp seed burgers and nut milk, workers were mum about the boss's alleged peccadilloes."

There is simply no way that "nut milk" was mentioned unintentionally. No comment, indeed.