Caitilin Clonan [...] proceeded to explain how she and her boyfriend were caught kinda naked on First Street near Sixth Avenue by a police officer last Thursday. Clonan says it was a mistake, and she and boyfriend Philip Conlan were charged with public lewdness (she was naked from the waist down, Conlan had his clothes on, though the "status of his zipper was unclear") and will have to do some community service. Clonan tells the Post, "We were walking down a dark street in Brooklyn. I didn't think it was a big deal." [via Gothamist]

Wouldn't honesty be the best policy here? It certainly wasn't a mistake, nor were you walking down the street. Your coochie was showing. That very rarely happens by mistake, particularly in Park Slope.

What is wrong with flashing a smile and saying, "I was getting a good Rogering, and I didn't appreciate the interruption, thank you very much."