Cap

In 2008, Ford Motor Company will debut its "capless fuel filler," eventually rolling it out to the whole product line.

Funny.

I have this apocalyptic vision of what happens to the world once we can't pump enough oil out of the ground. But my hyper-depressed visions aside, give or take 10 years, we'll surely see gasoline prices in the $8-10 per gallon range in the near future. One of the first things that we'll see is widespread gasoline syphoning.

Were I to buy an automobile, I'd want one with a giant cap and a big, honkin' lock.