"And while Powell is at it, maybe we should expand the probe to include ass-slaps on the football field. And those obscenely tight pants of theirs. And let's expand to the baseball field and their scratching. And Nascar, too: Are the proponents of erectile dysfunction drugs truly dysfunctional or are they defrauding us?" [via BuzzMachine]

There will be no end to this fun. I'm waiting for the congressional probe to determine whether or not Michael Powell has latent homosexual tendencies.