Can't sleep. Not at all. I'm not enjoying this. To pass the time, I thought I'd see what googlism had to say about "eric:"

eric is resolving problems in km architecture; release of
eric is the name of an informal consortium of the
eric is right
eric is out of the factory
eric is a concept
eric is an acronym for the educational resources information
eric is
eric is to be credited with this exhibit along with tamara
eric is a national education database sponsored by
eric is the best python
eric is confronted by eleanor while looking at the family photos
eric is the ceo of apsystems enterprise uk
eric is in china
eric is born
eric is having a good day
eric is gone
eric is a camwhore
eric is the house that lends its name to
eric is around here somewhere
eric is a freak"
eric is doctored
eric is the lead guitar and vocals for the daddy
eric is from philly
eric is my lord and savior
eric is allergic to girls"
eric is in the picture too
eric is scared of heights
eric is sleepy
eric is the coolest
eric is soooooo cute
eric is too cool
eric is a flammer

Just to set the record straight: I am right; I am a concept; tamara had better give me due credit (bitch); I am not in China; I am a camwhore; I might be a freak; I am certainly not allergic to girls (that only happened once, and I applied a soothing balm at once).

I'm not sure what a "flammer" is, but I might as well deny that, too.