What fucking part of the word "today" is confusing?

Right now. The current date. Look at a calendar, find the box with today's date in it. That is fucking "today." Any other date than the current date isn't the same as "today." The concept of "tomorrow" is the day after "today."

I know this is confusing, as "today" is a relative concept, but deal with it. You can do the math in your head.

The current date minus zero days equals today.

I'm continually surprised that some people are able to tie their own shoes.

[Thank you for letting me vent]