Attention New York Real Estate Brokers:
The apartment lists for $875,000. There is no way you will convince me the landing at the top of the spiral stairs is a second bedroom, no matter how many times you offer me chocolate from a fucking heart-shaped Whitman's sampler.
Just call it a one bedroom.
The apartment lists for $875,000. There is no way you will convince me the landing at the top of the spiral stairs is a second bedroom, no matter how many times you offer me chocolate from a fucking heart-shaped Whitman's sampler.
Just call it a one bedroom.
posted by Eric Hancock at
11:43 PM
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